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Millions Of Frustrating Thoughts from Juzzzy 161 days old

June 13, 2009 One British ticket won £25 million in the Euro Millions lottery last night. So far, it is unclaimed. Reds and I are chatting via GTalk. We ...

Bad Investment from Juzzzy 254 days old

March 11, 2009 Dear Mr Lottery, Once again in life when I think I've hit the jackpot, the cheque was cashed with a dodgy bank. Do not show me the ...

Tickets from Juzzzy 256 days old

March 10, 2009 I still haven't checked my Euro Millions tickets from Friday night, and I don't know what to do. Apparently the £89 squillion was shared ...

"Beans On Toast, Curly Fries, Cider And Loads Of Ice Cream" from Juzzzy 417 days old

September 30, 2008 That, folks, is how an 18-year-old celebrated at the weekend after learning she'd won a £7m share of the £100 million Euro Lottery ...

Break Out The Champers! from Juzzzy 661 days old

January 29, 2008 Or, instead, pass me a noose. Still, at least he's got an aortic aneurism. Someone burst a balloon.

Nanny State from Juzzzy 862 days old

[ ... ] spawny pair of bastards. More wine?" "I think I need to buy some more." "Good idea. Do me a favour?" "Yeah?" "Get a couple of lottery tickets."

How Fate Works from Juzzzy 1018 days old

[ ... ] a lucky dip lottery ticket. And the next day she was £8.47 million richer. Now, the complete shit cynic in me wonders how happy that would make ...

The Parable Of Lady Luck from Juzzzy 1149 days old

[ ... ] it on the lottery and use the same birthday numbers. During one week in the summer, I never had £1 or even 1p, and so didn't buy a ticket. "To ...

Life Is Absolutely Not Like A Box Of Chocolates... from Juzzzy 1279 days old

May 22, 2006 but it is like constantly pressing your nose up against the toy shop window when your pocket money has run out. Everyone who plays ...

(Somewhat Apt) Word of the Day from Juzzzy 1399 days old

[ ... ] bleedin' well is and bleedin' well isn't, after last night's Euro Lottery draw, he's irrefragably on the bleedin' bones of his bleedin' arse, too."