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A Cautionary Tale from Juzzzy 403 days old

October 6, 2008 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was ...

Those Fancy London Ways from Juzzzy 715 days old

November 29, 2007 A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scouse copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is ...

Ballsy from Juzzzy 771 days old

A firefighter was working on an engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl next door in a little red wagon, with little ladders hanging ...

Brokeback Rooster from Juzzzy 843 days old

July 25, 2007 A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken run. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and ...

Bliss from Juzzzy 848 days old

July 20, 2007 A normal 30 something, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise ...

Pffft from Juzzzy 1031 days old

January 18, 2006 A wife stands naked looking at herself in her bedroom mirror, and shakes her head in dismay. "I'm fat and I'm ugly," she says, turning ...

Blasphemy from Juzzzy 1086 days old

November 24, 2006 Three wise men arrive at a stable to visit a child that is lying in a manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and, as ...

Steve Irwin - The First Jokes from Juzzzy 1167 days old

September 4, 2006 I assume you all know that "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray earlier today? Well, my sick newspaper friends ...

Pig Sick from Juzzzy 1190 days old

August 11, 2006 Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed, reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex ...

This Is A Stinker from Juzzzy 1230 days old

July 3, 2006 Why did the baker have brown fingers? He needed a poo.