June 23, 2009

The editor's phone rings, and I intercept it.

"Hello love, I've not got my glasses on so I'm not too sure who I should be speaking to."

"How can I help you?"

"I want to know if you've got any numbers for hypnotists."

"Eh? Why would we?"

"I thought you would."

"Have you looked in the phone book?"

"No. Can you look for me?"

"[EXPLODE]"