February 3, 2009

It's not snowing where I am!

The weather is quite moderate!

Our mindless hysteria has passed!

We left all our bumper "winter wonderland"** issues unread on the train this morning!

Many people here feel a bit stupid about wearing wellies today!

And there's really nothing else to tell!

So read all about it on pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10, plus a special 462 page pull-out AND a chance to ring our premium rate weather forecast phonelines, ONLY in yet more souvenir editions of every single daily newspaper out tomorrow!

**I shall merely say "ahem" now in advance of tomorrow.