October 8, 2008
Wirewove, noun
Very fine quality of writing paper
"Oh, God," groaned Nipper. "Me too. And Post It Notes."
"Yes! Post It Notes! And new pens!"
"Plain white self-stick envelopes?"
"Yup."
"Useless A4 brown binders?"
"Yup."
"Sellotape? Those miniature ones?"
"Of course."
"And Pritt Stick? I mean, I don't even use Pritt Stick."
"Nor me. I don't use Tippex, either, but I nick that too."
"Stationery cupboards, eh? Bloody marvellous."
