September 29, 2008
Ursicide, noun
Killing or killer of a bear
"Why on earth did you kill Paddington?" asked Zeds.
"Out of necessity," said Nipper.
And then they both cupped their ears to listen as the cock crowed thrice.
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@ Monday, Sep. 29, 2008 – 11:09:48 am
September 29, 2008
Ursicide, noun
Killing or killer of a bear
"Why on earth did you kill Paddington?" asked Zeds.
"Out of necessity," said Nipper.
And then they both cupped their ears to listen as the cock crowed thrice.
You can't kill that bear.

Everyone in the UK knows that taking flowers into hospital, in these perilous days of MRSA and suchlike, now frowned upon.
What the devil gives you the idea you can once again "bear" down upon us with such a notion?
Or do you come here from perky foreign shores where covention, I am told, is oft cast to the wind?
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Aah, dont invoke everyone in the UK, we know we can get MRSA when in UK blogspittall, or spital, well whatever your notion is, or nation ot possibly notchan - speaking of the notion perky... err... I mean nation, in combination with perking I can report the dudes of the kin do per and per and purrrr again like kitlers ahhh, but no convention yet! Just wind wind and wind all abnoxious gas! Btw, oyur term co-vention is the wrong term, co-venture is the right term all co-venture and business are the words of the day and wehn I say business I mean busy-ness in the sense that works makes one free
Now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done with mentioning foreign shores...
And no, well not explain you the terms (Just fall term, you know).
Ps: for yer co nationals perking: translation will follow but only for friends! and that means for none.
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I've PM'd you a link!
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