September 25, 2008

What to do?

It was trebles and red braces all round earlier this week when George Dubya announced in that grave and certain way of his that the Federal Reserve - otherwise known as the nation's nest egg - would be bailing out his penniless banker friends to the tune of a mere £378 billion - or £378,000,000,000 (that's $700,000,000,000 to Faddy) to use all those important "0s".

And all because those banker friends just couldn't stop laying debts on how badly they thought their other friends' investments would do...

But then he took his bold idea to Capitol Hill, and they told him - both his own (Tory) Republicans and the (Labour) Demoracts - to effectively sod off while they thought about what was far from a cut and dried answer to the current woes.

Both sides were saying, between the lines: Are we really going to let these red-braced wankers off the hook that easily by guaranteeing their criminally-insane gambling against the nation's family silver?

(NB - the UK has no more family silver (or gold reserves, as they were known) as Gordon Brown sold them off cut price years ago to keep his books looking healthy)

So now Bush is desperately trying to sell the idea to them. After all, it's his wealthy banking, oil and general commerce friends that are most affected by this.

Surely we can't let the rich suffer, eh?

Interesting fact, gleaned from Private Eye: Part of "bankrupt" US investment house Lehman Brothers has been "saved" in a $7bn "rescue" plan. (I love the dramatic language they use for this bollocks - like these people are shivering in dingy tower blocks, dying from dysentry and starvation and all other things actual "poverty")...

...yet, in 2006, the self-same Lehman Brothers paid out $8.7 billion in bonuses alone to its traders.

Who's organising the collection?