September 11, 2008

Eidolism, noun
Belief in ghosts

"Tell me," said Nipper, "what are your thoughts on the afterlife?"

"Simple," said Zeds. "There isn't one. Find a single solitary person in real life who's actually lived before and I'll show you a liar. Why?"

"Because I'm not really alive but in fact a malevolent spectre here to irritate you for all eternity."

"Oh. I see."

"Just so you know."