September 11, 2008
Eidolism, noun
Belief in ghosts
"Tell me," said Nipper, "what are your thoughts on the afterlife?"
"Simple," said Zeds. "There isn't one. Find a single solitary person in real life who's actually lived before and I'll show you a liar. Why?"
"Because I'm not really alive but in fact a malevolent spectre here to irritate you for all eternity."
"Oh. I see."
"Just so you know."
justgrrl

*ahem* as you know, "Improvements in communication, like telephones and e-mail, have made it unnecessary for ghosts to intervene in human communication."
Always trust... 'science' ! 