September 7, 2008

The helpful head of the Union Nations climate change committee has decreed that humans should give up meat at least once a week in order to save the earth's blessed penguins and make the weather in the UK even worse than it is already (Surely impossible? Ed).

In an extraordinary coincidence, the UN's Rajendra Pachauri, for it is he, also just so happens to be a vegetarian.

Funny that.

Because he's also Indian, but in the two reports I've read today - on the BBC and in The Observer - he makes no mention whatsoever about India's appalling pollution emissions.

Kill the humans - save the jellyfish.