September 4, 2008

Suq, noun
Middle Eastern marketplace

"Now admittedly, my Arabic isn't that good," said Zeds. "But I didn't deserve that."

"What happened exactly?" asked Nipper.

"Well, there I am, in Dubai, minding my own business, and I suddenly fancied sampling some fresh local produce."

"And?"

"And so I asked someone the best way to find a marketplace, and the next thing I know I'm in jail."