August 28, 2008

Gymnosophy, noun
Deep contemplation performed while naked

"Have you tried The Economist?"

"No."

"New Scientist?"

"No."

"Nature?"

"No."

"The Quran?"

"No."

"The Dead Sea Scrolls?"

"No."

"Erm, Einstein's Theory of Relativity?"

"No."

"Anything by Tolstoy?"

"No."

"A Brief History Of Time?"

"No."

"The God Delusion?"

"No, Jesus," snapped Zeds. "Why?"

"Because I've been constipated, too, mister," said the bird, huffily. "It helps to pass the time."

"Oh yeah? It'd help even more if you weren't bloody watching."