June 30, 2008

Well, God knows it's hard not to hate some Scots at the moment, but the one single saving grace Andy Murray possesses is that he was playing a Frenchman. And they're obviously much worse.

Breaking textual news message just in from Lady Bloody Eggbod, however:

"Wot (sic) a fuck (sic) hot shot of a game! Im (sic) talkin (sic) tennis, & (sic) im (sic) off 2 (sic) the semis on friday (sic)- yee-hah!"

So she can't spell, but she's still going to Wimbledon.

Mutton dressed as lamb, I'm telling you. Bet she robs an ashtray.