June 24, 2008


Or, is it:

"That is the unfittest Diet Coke man I have ever seen. He looks like you with a bit of weight on."

Or, perusing an internet report on tree frogs, as said tree frog appears on screen holding its clammy hands on some glass while a scientist tries to pry him off:

"Ha! That's you!"

Or, moments later, when said scientist is filmed explaining things about said frog:

"Mmmm. He could give me some frog spawn."

And then, to add insult to injury, I've protested: "Hang on - I thought I looked like a monkey?"

[Snigger] "Oops."