June 14, 2008

I'm up and down like a whore's drawers at the moment. Fear not. It'll pass.

PS. Do we like the black?

June 14, 2008

I got saved from the employment chop yesterday, at the expense of an older family man who took it stoically on the chin.

He, having lost his job, behaved impeccably.

Me, who didn't, then didn't.

And still isn't.

June 14, 2008

Thank you for your enquiry. We appreciate your interest.

I am however afraid to say that on this occasion your application has been declined. The reasons for this are as follows:

1) There are, in fact, no bulls allowed in this china shop.

2) Pissed fools staggering around the crystal collection aren't required at this present moment in time (but we'll keep you on file).

3) We would normally expect applicants to plug the hole in the dyke; not drink from it.

4) "Stop". It's a simple word. Four letters. Easy to understand. Try your best.

Sincerely,

The Extraordinary Department (dot.org)

June 14, 2008

Justin, noun
Fucking, fucking idiot