June 11, 2008

Autohagiographer, noun
One who speaks or writes in a smug fashion about their own life and accomplishments

"A question, then," mumbled Nipper, nibbling bird seed, Olsen twin-stylee.

"Yes?" said Zeds, re-counting his freshly ironed shirts of double cuffed finery.

"You know this blog thing of yours, with its drunkenly-alleged-and-thus-clearly-not-true 700,000 hits a day, and its general greatness, and all the other made-up bullshit you come out with?"

"Um… what of it?"

"Well. I was just wondering why you actually do it, really? Why you think everyone wants to read about you? And what you do? And what you think? And what you say? And what you did that time in Thailand? And you, you, you, you, you, you?"

"Well, if they don't like it they don't have to look," came the sage reply.

"That's exactly what old men who sunbathe in their undies say. You know that, don't you?"

"Got any factor ten?"