Don't Panic, Says Chauffeur-Driven Broooon

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Don't Panic, Says Chauffeur-Driven Broooon

by Juzzzy @ Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 – 07:39:53 pm

June 11, 2008

A quick message from our ~~utterly useless twat~~ hugely, erm, revered (is that okay, Ed?) Sub-Prime Minister:

No need to worry, English folk-type bairns - I am in controoooooooool.

Despite the fact that every single petrol stashoooooooon you may have driven past (via a toll road, I hooop, you thick English bastards) is clooosed or already has huge queues, naye wee matter.

I, and mae Wee Wobble-Me-Jaw, am thinking aboot nowt boot the future of ~~Scuntland~~ the UK, and, erm, me. And me. And me again.

Oh.

BTW.

Enjoy your weekend.

I'll be at Chequers, A-Wobbling-Mae-Jaw-BeeFawwwwwwwwwwwwwww-Yae.

Wankers.
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- redleader
- Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 @ 08:13:01 pm
Having panic-bought fucken MAHOOSIVE gallons //and gallons// of diesel in a total diesel-buying blind-panic frenzy, I say: Good on you diesel truckers. Even though you are mostly fat, ugly, racist, rape-face creeps, I salute you.
Huzzah.
- - Juzzzy
  - http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
  - Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 @ 08:23:52 pm
  I say well done, you, truckers - just make sure you stock up on the essentials: Spades, lime stone, and firm tarpaulin, otherwise, obviously, the children's bodies might be found.
  
  In other news, Mr R Leader, we look forward to a tremendous amount of fun tmozza.
  - - redleader
    - Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 @ 08:39:52 pm
    Well, fun, danger and stress is all relative, innit.
    At least we won't be flying over the Channel at night in a Heath-Robbinson crate with very fast ME109s trying to kill us.
    - - Juzzzy
      - http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
      - Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 @ 08:43:45 pm
      Don't underestimate things - there are the Four Bridges to negotiate, you coward.
      - redleader
        
        Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 @ 09:50:38 pm
        
        haha.
        But the bridges are as nothing compared with - The Labyrinths.
        *spooky sounds*
        
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- faffajane ^Pro
- http://faffajane.blog.co.uk/
- Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 @ 08:36:51 pm
Well done to them they have my full backing
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- kendersrule ^Pro
- Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 @ 08:49:10 pm
Who buys from shell tho? No one I should hope, as they are the most expensive fuckers on the planet! Go Striiiiike!
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