June 4, 2008

Witzelsucht, noun
Emotional state characterised by futile attempts at humour

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee... hee hee," giggled Nipper, far too over-excitedly.

"What? What?" snapped Zeds.

"Do that again!"

"Do what?"

"That thing with your eyes!"

"What thing? I didn't do anything with my eyes."

"You did, you did, and you looked like a blind. Crossed with an alien."

"Erm, that's actually my come face."

"Oh. Right. I see. Yeah. Tea?"