June 3, 2008
Remember Kevin Greening? Former Radio One DJ, late of Smooth, sadly died from an accidental drugs overdose while up to rather exotic things, it transpired today? Hmm?
And remember me, a couple of weeks ago, appearing in our paper? Looking, you know, a little sincerely concerned about the state of people's lives?
Well, my highly significant other, it appears, is quite good on Photoshop. And, oh - how she laughed today. Laughed until she almost wet herself.
Why?
WHY?
WHY?
So why do I still fancy her?
Damn all women to hell!
