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@ Monday, Jun. 02, 2008 – 06:38:24 pm
June 2, 2008
This photograph was taken of me and my mate Chris yesterday evening by his wife, Sue, who was celebrating her birthday.
He's a chef (as is the missus).
I, on the other hand, have no excuse.
And, um, why can I not remember for a second this being taken?
ajnspencer
Pro 
Juzzzy
But it's not Terry's - it's mine.
ajnspencer
Pro Just a wondering, are those glasses deliberately made to have the appearance of the bottom of a pint of Guinness?
Juzzzy
*Hic*
soyunperdedor
Pro Could it be possible that you don't remember because you have fallen asleep on your hand and they have found amusement in your predicament with the aide of props?
Juzzzy
Brilliant, my newly named Soy Sauce.
Bloody chefs, eh?
x
soyunperdedor
Pro *takes a bow*
Or maybe its that they photoshopped the hat and glasses on afterwards...
..thus leaving the slight possibilty that your credibility is still intact...
Juzzzy
*Slight* being the operative.
I still love you for that, however.
redleader
Forget it.
Your already creaking credibility has just suffered a coach and horses being driven through it, over it, reversed back and parked overnight on it then, for good measure, cast it into the deepest pit of Hell.
Ha!
Juzzzy
I shall refer the honourable gentleman to the phrase "lacquer", and astutely move on.
redleader
Immune to your tonsorial jibes.
Baldy.
Juzzzy
//Way// below the kilt.
Oh, I mean the belt. Sorry mate.
redleader
Immune to your //disgusting// racism.
RACIST!
*adjusts kilt*
Juzzzy
I must just hand myself over to Mr Broooooon - I could do with 42 days off.
redleader
What?
You dare to suggest that Broonism is not the way forward?
You have the temerity to hint that it is not an overwhelming source of great joy for every man, woman and child in this country?
That it is not just //the best fucking thing// that's ever happened since the Resurrection and our glorious recycling and smoke-ban legislation?
I think you'd better write a letter of abject apology to our favourite MP at once.
Or you can expect to hear from our lawyers.
Juzzzy
I'd like you to remove that malicious falsehood immediately, or face the wrath of my ineffectual and somewhat tedious posturing.
redleader
In see you fell into our etymological trap.
Sucker.
"Tedious Posturing" = "Effective Government".
Looks a bit more like a dose of the clockwork orange order.
Juzzzy
Who told you I had a dose?
This time?
eggbod
Two words:
Stan Laurel (and don't pretend you are too young to know about him)
Juzzzy
I never rest on my laurels - you know that.
eggbod
That's another fine mess you've got me into Oxton!
Ah, you had a great time then?
xx
*chuckles* ya silly git
faffajane
Pro Lol
Chyna_Doll
LOL
rowtheboat
I refer the honor'ble gentleman to my Facebook comment.
me finks its a bradford and bingly moment 
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