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Facebook Sharks

by Juzzzy @ Tuesday, May. 13, 2008 - 09:42:03 pm

May 13, 2008

Check out the outrageous APR limits on these friendly loan sharks advertising on Facebook - their teeth dripping with the blood of devoured victims.

Outrageous.

Robbing You To Keep Gordon In No 10 - For Now

by Juzzzy @ Tuesday, May. 13, 2008 - 08:23:23 pm

May 13, 2008

Incredible.

Eight weeks after discovering that no one in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland had the slightest respect or time for him - apart, of course, from the craven, hapless stooge that is Alistair Darling and the quite shudderingly vile lickspittle creep, the smug frog-eyed legend in his own mirror that is Ed "Cock" Balls - Gordon Fucking Brooon has suddenly discovered a way of "finding" £2.7 billion to entirely rewrite his disastrous 2008 budget.

And why?

Because if the original budget stayed, Labour as a group would have rallied and rebelled against it - as they've done already led by Frank Field - and very definitely voted against it, and would effectively sack Broooon.

And Brooon, who has never been elected Prime Minister, and has never been elected leader of the Labour Party, just couldn't stomach that, could he?

God knows why the electorate should demand a transparent Government, eh?

Phew.

So, anyway, obfuscating ditherer that he is, he's opted to find a sticking plaster solution to a fatal wound.

He'll stay for now. But that's it.

"A cascade of events" against them, Jon Snow has just described it on C4 News.

Enjoy watching them fall: Brooon's political life will be over by Christmas.

What a bunch of unutterably conniving politically immature bastards, imbued with a sense of entitlement that belies any sense of aptness or basic deserve.

Hang on all you like by your non-fingernails, Brooon: We all know you can still hear the wind blowing.

Word Of The Day

by Juzzzy @ Tuesday, May. 13, 2008 - 01:14:36 pm

May 13, 2008

Gynaecomastia, noun
Male breasts

"I need to lose weight," said Nipper, looking in the mirror. "I look like a right tit."

"Funny you should say that..." said Zeds.