May 12, 2008

Our new young friend, Hannah, started her two-week work experience with us today.

I'm not sure how old she is, but I'd guess around 15.

As the pseudo middle-manager type person, it is my wont to have these young would-be scribes sat next to me at the spare desk.

Imagine my delight, then, when, as the incredibly shy teenager sat there staring at her Facebook homepage, I realised I needed a notebook from inside my suit jacket, and upon retrieving it, also managed to pull out a Durex Tingle For Extra Pleasure condom, too.

Excellent.

No doubt I'll be arrested at dawn.