May 11, 2008

They want the same for their kids as anyone else. Security, a safe place to go and play, an opportunity to earn a living, some bloody respect. In short, to be given a chance.

And I find it difficult to understand, let alone forgive, those who DO have the power, the influence and the ability to change things. Yet they do nothing. Well, nothing other that spin deceit and platitudes and then sit back toasting their own smug brilliance.

Go here. He's brilliant.

May 10, 2008

Every single day, the Sub Prime Ministerial reign of Gordon Broooooon shatters through yet more glass floors, his flailing, dithering, mithering fingers unable to reach anything other than the button to activate that terrifying* rictus "I am clearly shit at electioneering and should have listened to Tony after all" grin.

There is nothing this man cannot do correctly.

And now he's got the dreaded backseat driver, too.

Go on, Gordy. Do us and yourself a favour and just piss off.

* Except he isn't terrifying, is he? We used to think he was: The Big Clunking Fist, and all that. Now he's just a slack-jawed non-decision maker who doesn't have the courage of his own convictions - if, indeed, he has any convictions.

Taxi for The Tired Man, please, barman.

May 10, 2008

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May 10, 2008

Kakistocracy, noun
Government by the worst citizens

"So, erm, Zeds?"

"Yes?"

"That Gordon Brown?"

"Yes, Nipper?"

"He's cack, isn't he?"

"In a very wobbly-jawed way, my friend."