May 9, 2008

May 9, 2008

"After 11 years of Labour, Britain leads the world in abortion, teenage pregnancy, family breakdown, burglary, spy cameras, speed cameras, parking fines, wheel-clamping, dustbin fines, green taxes, fuel taxes, stealth taxes, superbugs, binge-drinking, drug-taking, stabbing and social disorder.

"We may not have much in the way of engineering or manufacturing, but we can boast the planet's highest concentration of public sector inspectors, equality monitors, risk assessors, transgender advisers, climate change warriors, outreach co-ordinators, diversity managers, streetscene officers, traffic wardens, elf 'n' safety enforcers, five-a-day fascists, recycling Nazis and yuman rites lawyers."

Richard Littlejohn today. Brilliant.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/columnists/columnists.html?in_article_id=564931&in_page_id=1772&in_author_id=322&in_check=N

May 9, 2008

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564764&in_page_id=1770

Marvellous.

May 9, 2008

Xenoglossy, noun
The ability to speak a language without having learned it

"So, let me get this straight, you're just adding a 'd' at the end of your words?" questioned Zeds, with his uber-serious face on.

"Thad's righd, mayd" retorted Nipper

"But you sound like you're off Radio 4. And an absolute cunt off Radio 4 at that."

"Fandasdic, thad's exaddly whad I wanded-d, mayd."