May 7, 2008
If you can imagine anything worse than this - and I do of course include pestilence, famine and plagues - then do tell. Because I really can't.
@ Wednesday, May. 07, 2008 – 02:39:17 pm
May 7, 2008
If you can imagine anything worse than this - and I do of course include pestilence, famine and plagues - then do tell. Because I really can't.
Erm, read each asterisk as five asterisks.....
Sneezing constantly for a year?
farting?
cumming? (without any one "helping", in public or anywhere no matter what the situation, every four seconds?)
Saying "I love Jade Goody" out loud over and over and over. Even in your sleep?
Saying "Gorden Brown could have me in bed anytime!" for a year, endlessly and at full volume.
Hmmm,
your choice.
Nearly //dying// honest guv from a trapped fart?
A trapped fart?
Is Greybags stuck in a lift somewhere?
And why are you still in contact with him!?
PMSL
*ahem*
I was dying!
Of //course// you were.
Luckily my winning bedside manner revived you.
If that happened to anyone I knew, I'd advise them to sue the hospital for falling over laughing at them...
Terribly unethical...
*snorks*
there's a character on 'Eye on Springfield'in the Simpsons who has been hiccoughing for 3 years. Cut to a dishevelled and depressed looking man who inbetween hiccoughing every second manages to squeeze in "kill me".
I remember that - ace ![]()
ouch hiccup for 68 years!!
How about saying over and over
Broon is doing a wonderful job and believing it?
No?
No can't think of anything worse either![]()
Erm, how 'bout being outside in the arctic in minus 30 degrees in a blizzard with no toilet facilities but having a full bladder after drinking 6 pints of guinness on an empty stomach perhaps?
Or is that excluded from this competition. ![]()
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