May 5, 2008

"I'm going to make damn sure I remember today, and why feeling like this is a good and positive and grown up thing."

In other news, however, I am also almost creamingly delighted to report that the Hoylake Co-Op - which is directly opposite both my living room and my bedroom - currently has its burglar alarm a-flashing and a-wailing away in a manner not entirely unrelated to the dreadful, dreadful "tune" No Limits by the almost incongruously named Too Unlimited.

This, readers, could get ugly.

Don't wait up.

May 5, 2008

I don't know, but I think, maybe, I want to go back again.

May 5, 2008

Can Family Guy really be any funnier?

I don't think so*.

* With apologies to those with, you know, the Aids.

May 5, 2008

Ebriection, noun
Mental breakdown from too much boozing

"One seven eight," said Zeds. "Yes."

"What?"

"One seven eight. Just remember it."

"Why? What you on about?"

"Zzzzzzzz."