April 9, 2008
So, farewell then,
Charlton Heston,
Best known for not-at-all
Gay chariot racing in
Ben Hur
And also for
being president of
the gun-toting NRA.
Now you're to be buried with
one of your beloved guns,
you clot -
What a marvellous irony it would have been
If you've died
From a gunshot.












