April 5, 2008

Palinoia, noun
Compulsive repetition of an act until it's perfect

"Have you heard? Jonathon Ross has problems!"

"What?" said Nipper.

"Have you heard? Jonathon Ross has problems!"

"Eh?"

"Have you heard? Jonathon Ross has problems!"

(And so on until someone gets the admittedly weak joke.)