April 1, 2008

"An injection that allows women bigger and better orgasms by increasing the size of the mysterious G-spot is being launched in the UK, says The Sun. The £800 collagen jab takes less than half-an-hour and is given under local anaesthetic."

I can just see it.

"Boss? I'm going to be off work tomorrow."

"Really? How come?"

"Well, if all goes to plan, much better, hopefully."