March 12, 2008

* Shiny new hats for soldiers.

* Carry home your shopping in your arms from next year.

* Getting drunk and driving home to cost more than ever.

* Pensioners can leave their fires on for an extra half-hour each winter.

* The man telling you this: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/010darling_228x456.jpg

I commend this to the House.