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That Budget In Full

by Juzzzy @ Wednesday, Mar. 12, 2008 - 03:37:57 pm

March 12, 2008

* Shiny new hats for soldiers.

* Carry home your shopping in your arms from next year.

* Getting drunk and driving home to cost more than ever.

* Pensioners can leave their fires on for an extra half-hour each winter.

* The man telling you this: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/010darling_228x456.jpg

I commend this to the House.

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how shitty is our country to old people?

Old-NickOld-Nick pro
12/03/08 @ 16:17

Re your last point, should that photon not be captioned

"When the cuffs matched the collar...almost"

scoobydoofusscoobydoofus pro
12/03/08 @ 16:26

I have no idea what the budget is like over here, or even when it's released, but I'm still glad I'm not in the UK any more!

deleted user [Visitor]

12/03/08 @ 17:25

I heard from And McLuskey out of OMD and Atomic Kitten that something exciting was going to be happening Wirral-wise - some crazy race or somethimg, can't remember the details.

Don't you have any journalists up there?

deleted user [Visitor]

12/03/08 @ 17:26

Andy - as in "that's Andy"

deleted user [Visitor]

12/03/08 @ 20:20

That's the feller!

"Masterminded by former OMD frontman Andy McCluskey, Atomic Kitten first came to prominence in December 1999 when their single Right Now reached number 10. "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3444109.stm

Yesssssss..... but I don't understand the reference!!!

Why Andy Mc?

What race? The Egg Run thing?

Currently mystified like Junior Mysticchef.

deleted user [Visitor]

13/03/08 @ 13:42

I may have inadcertently given the impression that I was talking to him personally, when in fact he was talking to Mark Radcliffe on the radio, reminiscing about Dazzle Ships and (in passing) plugging the Egg Run thing. I thought I would have heard about this apparently once-great event from you first but perhaps blogging that would be busman's holiday territory. When are you starting TRFC match reports?

And now MY brain hurts.

deleted user [Visitor]

13/03/08 @ 13:43

Oh feck. Must proofread.

Teri_RTeri_R [Member]
12/03/08 @ 23:15

Fucking load of shite!

The budget....not your post!

Still, it's not all bad news - once he gets sacked, Mr Darling can look forward to a couple of part-time jobs to keep him out of mischief (and some petty cash in his pocket):

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2008/03/13/bcnhewitt.xml

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