February 4, 2008

I received a very interesting phone call yesterday. And it went like this:

"Did I just send you a text?"

"No."

"Oh. Erm. Well, if you get one, will you just delete it?"

"Er, yeah. But why?"

"Just promise you'll delete it? Please?"

"Well, I haven't got one anyway."

"But if you do, you'll delete it? Yes?"

"We'll see."

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A text arrives. A picture tex.

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*Smug Justin In Triumphant Phone Call Shock*

"HarharharharHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR"

I really do think there should be a late, new category in The Bloscars, just for me: Blogger I'd Least Like To Know Personally.

Fear not, my friend - your secret's safe with me

February 4, 2008

"It's Pancake Tuesday tomorrow," said the Leader in Red.

"Really? Lent? Already?"

"Yep."

"So, what are you giving up?"

"Climbing up cocunut trees."

February 4, 2008

Mancinism, noun
Favouring left hand

"But why?"

"Why do you think? It feels like someone else."