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Sensible Boy...

by Juzzzy @ Friday, Feb. 01, 2008 - 05:40:16 pm

February 1, 2008

...is now going to get shitfaced.

Enjoy your weekend.

x

Good Day To Bury Bad News

by Juzzzy @ Friday, Feb. 01, 2008 - 11:21:30 am

February 1, 2008

Environmentally-friendly Jeremy Beadle has requested his remains be recycled in to compost and scattered on his garden.

ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with "Watch Out, Beadle's A Sprout."*

In other news, I've been offered a job writing jokes for Christmas crackers.

Word Of The Day

by Juzzzy @ Friday, Feb. 01, 2008 - 10:08:30 am

February 1, 2008

Haplography, noun
Accidental omission of letters, words or lines in copying

"Zeds?"

"Yep?"

"Phone call."

"Who is it?"

"The Cunt of Monte Cristo."

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