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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 03:33:07 pm
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- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 03:52:29 pm
It's ok, he's shown a picture of a //rabbit//. He's go no hope against your army because he can't even recognise the little darlings.
Shhh, he's coming...-
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 03:53:58 pm
*dons Rambo-headband in manner of Gizmo in the Gremlins movie*
We shall blend seamlessly into the forest, and then at the last moment - WHACK!
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- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 03:56:36 pm
HIYIYIYIYIYYIYIYIYAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Awwww, Gizmo!
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- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 03:54:25 pm
He's coming?
Blimey. Does roadkill turn him on?-
- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 03:58:31 pm
*giggle*
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- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:05:36 pm
And what, //pray//, is a guinea pig, if not a rabbit with no ears?
//Jesus.//
Fucking students....-
- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:06:22 pm
A CAVY! HA!
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- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:09:24 pm
Sorry, love.
The grown ups amongst us don't talk text speak.
Sorry: txt spk -
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:12:04 pm
Hush! You'll confuse the poor scouser - he'll think you're talking about a place one visits to sup an espresso.
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- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:13:25 pm
Ok that's one giggle too many, I'm definitely going to the loo now.
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- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:21:05 pm
A buzzard writes:
Dear Muzz Phoenix,
"Due to" and "already in the middle of long-running" are two very different things.
Please confirm by return.
Regards,
Nipper O' The Cliff
PS. Your stupid non-eared fat friend's gizzards went just lovely with freshly grated ginger.-
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:27:57 pm
*yawns delicately*
Yes, yes, very droll.
Thing about being a CARRION bird, though, is that you just sit around waiting for stuff to die - am I right?
Weerrrrlllll...
It's not very DYNAMIC, is it?
I mean, not very NOBLE?
In fact, it's a bit, well... RUBBISH, isn't it?
Beak-face.
HAH!-
- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:31:30 pm
A buzzard writes:
Hmmm...
A majestic bird of prey, king of the sky, ruler of the cliff-face, master of the thermals?
Or
A non-eared rabbit with a face like it should be licking windows that is housed by people funded by the Variety Club?
Case rests, m'lud.
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- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:32:59 pm
PS. How noble is it, //exactly//, waiting for a sunflower seed to be put in your wee-filled food tray?
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 03:55:39 pm
Go nipper!
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- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:00:16 pm
Pipe down, pirate, or I'll pinch!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:07:31 pm
*points a trembling finger at Nick*
Traitor!
It's the plank for YOU...
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- http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:00:56 pm
I do hope that's not battery farmed carrion!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:22:44 pm

I feel like I should be on the side of the Phoenix and Soy, but it //was// kinda funny.-
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:32:32 pm
*aghast*
Funny? FUNNY?!
I'm SURE you mean 'awful, mean, and in bad taste'.
*grins*
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:33:01 pm
Yes, of course I do.
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- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 04:37:21 pm
Arf.
Oh.
Nothing...
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 10:00:07 pm
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw!
That is one of the most revolting things I have seen today.
Yuk.

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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 10:14:35 pm
I'll take down the 'CAT MISSING' posters then.
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- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 10:28:43 pm
Look, no one can control a bloody buzzard.
Not even a pissed one.
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 11:21:33 pm
I know.
But...
you don't have to bloody well TRAIN them !
(unless you are a lecturer in multi-media or pest-control). -
- Friday, Jan. 11, 2008 @ 09:49:11 am
LOL
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