JD's World

November 15, 2007

I wonder how many other people saw this today and felt a bit of a lump in their throat?

I know I did.

But unlike you sentimental fools, mine was down to too much cheese.

So there.

Bah.

November 15, 2007

Surely not?

It'll be badly, too-high fitting thongs on women next if we're not careful.

November 15, 2007

Serves the bastard right for not sending me to Legoland when I was nine.

I wouldn't mind, but I wrote to him three times.

I even pretended I only wanted to know "who invented Lego", the cunning plan being his show would send me to its very birth place - only allowing me to return once I had each and every single item of Lego available at the time, for free, naturally.

Yes, well, so much for that.

Revenge is mine, Saville! Revenge is mine!

I don't reckon that was a magic chair, either. So there.

November 15, 2007

This is the first time a high definition camera, on a spaceship sixty miles above the moon, caught the earth "rising" and "setting".

Admit it, you'd be terrified if you were up there gathering bits of moon rock in order to prove to the courageous-vacuum of scientists in Houston that the moon did, indeed, have rocks. And not least because you're highly likely to miss last orders.

Incredible.

Great still sequences if you scroll to the bottom of here.

November 15, 2007

Bee-bread, noun
Mixture of honey and pollen stored by bees for food

"Nipper!" shouted Zeds, from the hall. "Your lunch date is here."

"All right!" replied Nipper, from the kitchen.

"Come on in, then, um...."

"Winnie. Winnie the Pooh."

"Oh. Right. Well, whatever, the donkey stays outside."