June 21, 2007

Shillelagh, noun
A cudgel, traditionally made of blackthorn or oak

"Two questions," barked Zeds, positively bristling with pumped up self-importance. "First, why the awkward gait? And second, why the somewhat unconvincing Australian accent?"

"First of all, cobber, gooday," said Nipper. "I think, though, I might have had a few too many tinnies of Fosters last night."

"Eh?"

"Put it this way, Bruce - that was no Sheila."