May, 9, 2007
Pratfall , noun
A fall on the buttocks; a humiliating mishap or blunder
"I love you," said Zeds, sincerely. "I love you . Let's stay together, me and you, forever. In love. Shagging. In bliss."
"Hmmm," said Nadia. "Just one thing."
"Dii?" said Zeds, multi-lingual charmer that he is.
"My name's Neil."
"What?" said Zeds, farting very, very loudly. "Like a.. like.. like... a bloke?"
"Heehe," tittered Neil, who was no longer Nadia, and whom I should sue.
The rest, well, you know.....
