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Dear Santa
by Juzzzy @ Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006 - 11:44:42 pm

December 12, 2006

This year, I bloody demand and determinedly want,

1) Halle Berry, smeared in butter. And good butter, too, you old bastard. Not any of that Aldi shite.

2) Hally Berry, again, smeared in Ambrosia Devon Custard. There. You've got two choices. Fuck it up, and you're dead. Cunt.

3) Hally Berry. Wrapped up in crisp £50 notes. Re-wrapped in Government bonds. Sealed in platinum strips. With angels guarding the stock. Okay?

4) Halle Berry. Spread nude across Saturn itself. With a collection of outrageous sex toys (not, of course, that I'll need them). And lots, and lots, of Space Lego.

5) A Slinky. And some bloody stairs to play with it on.

6) A Rubic's- (and then they took him to the hospital...)

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ajnspencerajnspencer pro
http://www.devon-photography.co.uk
12/12/06 @ 23:47

I can send some custard?

[Visitor]

12/12/06 @ 23:49

I have a coupon for a free tub of Lurpak...

LandersUKLandersUK pro
13/12/06 @ 00:03

I could dress up as Halle Berry.

moltsplacemoltsplace pro
13/12/06 @ 00:10

You want four separate Halle Berry's ?? . .

I guess that increases the chances of it being the one you want ;)

Good to see Lego got a mention :)

snailsnail [Member]
http://www.butterflychild.moonfruit.com
13/12/06 @ 00:46

omg L-O-L the responses to this one have been pure class!

Juzzy me old china, note that this post is for friends only. Have you considered the possibllity that Santa isn't your friend? Or that he may not even be registered with Blog.co.uk?

jaketaylorjaketaylor pro
13/12/06 @ 00:50

Halle Berry is gay

:D

DorisTDorisT [Member]
http://mrstuttle.blog.co.uk/
13/12/06 @ 09:00

You used to love my custard.

Old-NickOld-Nick pro
13/12/06 @ 09:34

I would send some custard but I think paddy wants all of mine.

ahem.

rithompsonrithompson [Member]
http://random-veryrandom.blog.co.uk
13/12/06 @ 10:19

Shall I send some Kerrygold?! ;)

[Visitor]
http://thequesperymoone.blog.co.uk/
13/12/06 @ 10:37

I just love the sound of Slinkies. The way that they, yea verily, walk down the stairs. Ah fandango.

It is a fine list. May your wishes come true.

puredawnpuredawn pro
13/12/06 @ 11:07

...Holly Berries?

threecakesthreecakes [Member]
13/12/06 @ 12:20

I'd settle for Halle Berry with a packet of Aldi wine gums.

You shouldn't play with your slinky on the stairs, unless Halle Berry's with you of course.

lyndljlyndlj pro
13/12/06 @ 23:24

Dear Santa
After you have sent The juzzmeister the four Halle Berry's could you please send him a maid to do the cleaning up
Thank you.

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