October 26, 2006
Murklins, adverb
In the dark
Zeds was asleep and unaware as Nipper stumbled murklins around the bedroom, drunkenly looking for any hidden bottles of cognac, bird porn or field mice that might have been stored out of harm's way.
Then there was a sudden noise, and Zeds sat up straight. "Who's there?" he demanded.
"Bollocks," said Nipper. "My bloody shin."
Bird porn..........?!! Eeeowww, get them out of that bird bath!!