Steve Irwin - The First Jokes

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Steve Irwin - The First Jokes

by Juzzzy @ Monday, Sep. 04, 2006 – 10:15:06 am

September 4, 2006

I assume you all know that "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray earlier today?

Well, my sick newspaper friends have already started...

BREAKING NEWS : Cairns coroner confirms plans to conduct full
autopsy and investigation into the circumstances of Steve Irwin's death,
says something smells fishy.

BREAKING NEWS 2: Early reports suggest Irwin 'had a special place in
his heart for stingrays.'

BREAKING NEWS 3: Irwin's killer said to be suffering extreme feelings
of ray-morse.

(Thanks, Eric )
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9 Comments to Steve Irwin - The First Jokes

- LandersUK
- http://www.iamlanders.com
- Monday, Sep. 04, 2006 @ 10:18:00 am
Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaa

You know I'm going to tell people those! And claim them as my own!

Ahahahaaahahahahaaaahhhahahaaa

Oh and... welcome back llwnt!
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- rithompson
- http://www.flickr.com/photos/rithompson/
- Monday, Sep. 04, 2006 @ 10:22:35 am
Very clever! Funny, even though a little tasteless!

[Resisting urge to make joke about the stingray.]
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- (Visitor)
- Monday, Sep. 04, 2006 @ 10:23:08 am
Oh dear.

hehe.
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- paulboyd
- http://www.pbmusicals.com
- Monday, Sep. 04, 2006 @ 10:35:02 am
Let's see - what about ...

"Steve Irwin's dive partner, Ray, this morning met with the Irwin family and explained the underwater misunderstanding that led to the Crocodile Hunter's demise.

"I didn't know anything was crook," Ray commented, "You see, he was holding his heart - but I thought he was just shouting my name and telling me he was gonna sing."

... maybe not. I'm not here all week.
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- (Visitor)
- Monday, Sep. 04, 2006 @ 10:40:11 am
Very good mister. Good to see you've been doing productive things on your time away
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- (Visitor)
- Monday, Sep. 04, 2006 @ 10:47:16 am
I've died a little.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- Monday, Sep. 04, 2006 @ 10:48:24 am
Hahahahaaaa!!!
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- Cocktailer
- Monday, Sep. 04, 2006 @ 08:34:15 pm
Stingray? Oh, sting ray. And there was me thinking he'd been wooden action-puppetted to death.
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- kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- Wednesday, Sep. 06, 2006 @ 10:08:30 am
OOOOOOOOH Juzzy! I liked a lot the guy, but now jokes about him wasn't expecting
ROFL
KK
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