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@ Friday, Aug. 11, 2006 – 06:56:38 pm
August 11, 2006
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed, reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep, dickhead."
Man replies: "And I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
paulboyd
Juzzzy
Are you here all week?
paulboyd
You have no idea.
Juzzzy
Why?
Tell me there's not trouble at //your// t'mill, too?
paulboyd
No, no - no trouble at t'mill. Unless you count being stuck in a city 3500 miles away from your loved one, rehearsing daily in a cold hall and suffering the effects of a second week of jet lag.
In fact, in Juzzzy terms, life is peachy.
Pity I'm not in the mood for peach.
Tip your waitress.
Juzzzy
Always, //M.// P.
Have you seen that YouTube vid?
And if so, promise me you'll //never// give him an audition.
Promise?
paulboyd
Audition him? I've had him.
And you should've seen him before.
Juzzzy
BOL!
Now that made me laugh out loud.
Juzzzy
Me likey too 
boooom boooooom (say in basil brush tones)..
I have died a little inside now..thanks 
ps. cheers, am having a large voddy and coke...aaahhhhhh fffffriday
Juzzzy
Funnily enough, Cap'n G - so am I!
really... well mines Absolut(e)....just chilling until I head off out and meet Helen.. she's out with ex-work people (see her blog last year about all the bother she had with the twats) so I expect her to be locked up at about 10pm..heheheheh hope she takes a few of the bastards down with her like!
what you up to the neet?
Juzzzy
Reet,
The neet will involve moi in this little computer shop owned by a mate of mine, where I am right, getting lashed on vodka until around 8ish, then off t'pub with a few mates...
You two enjoy your night together, mate - mine's away camping and I'm trying to stay positive about it....
And as for her ex-workmates? Fuck 'em. It'll do her good to be the confident woman she now seems to be, as against what they may remember her by.
And as I've said before, that's you, that is, Mr - so be prepared to scoop a drunk and victorious Bells out the pub later while quietly patting yourself on the back...
you're a sage mate.. no lies...
dont worry (well that's silly advice init) about camping, whatever it is always be yourself, that's what made her pitch her tent in JuzzzWorld in the 1st place init....well the worst that could happen is that you fly of the handle and act like me,.,,heheheh
Juzzzy
Then let's both try //not// to, eh?
That way, fun lies, no?
Enjoy, my friend
heheheheh have it your way...lol
I will try to live my life according to the Bible......pmsl
rule 11. Though shalt not fanny about on a lathe
Juzzzy
BOL
Too true!
reet, have finished voddy,.... have you had that Holsten Export sutff.. its not bad like, I know Holsten is piss but this is quite nice, for piss...
Juzzzy
Urgh.
Believe it or not (yes, I know, probably not)
No!
In our car park at work today, the tramps had left behind empty cans of Skol Export 9%, though, if that's any good?
mmmmm as long as there are some monster munch floaters in the top of the bottle then yes please... I love tramps they remind me of malcom mcClaren
Juzzzy
Not for me, thanks mate.
I prefer Pot Noodle "Chow Mein" flavour bits as my floaties.
But then, I'm a classy fucker, as you already know
yes I know you brush your teeth with the packet powder in pot noodles, this is a proven scientriffic fact.....
as for classy, the classiest you've even been is to hang around 6th corridoors.......lol
Juzzzy
I'm saying //nuffin//, m'lud
oh aye,.... 213th amendment is it... your not an american... ok you may as well be as technically you ARE closer...yank cook me some twinkies!
snail
hmmm
you're welcome Juz
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