June 19, 2006
Zymurgy , noun
The branch of applied chemistry dealing with fermentation processes.
"I'm sorry," said Nipper, "but you can keep saying it until you're blue in the face and I still won't accept it."
"I'm telling you," insisted George, landlord of The Fishmonger's Grinder, "this is science, this is. I am a master of zymurgy."
"Yeah right," spat the buzzard. "Like no-one else knows how to pour a pint."
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Alrice
Master of zymurgy? (incredulous tone)...
I think you've been watching too many He-man episodes pet?
That or you've dropped your socks in the brewing vats at the t'Grinder