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@ Tuesday, May. 16, 2006 – 08:36:08 pm
May 16, 2006
Sorry, but these keep on making me laugh.
A bit too much, truth be told.
Curtain, noun.
Foreskin.
From Jason Donovan's 1992 hit about wanking entitled Any Dream Will Do, which contained the lyrics 'I close my eyes / Draw back the curtain / (ah-ah-aah)'
cj592
Pro 
snail
Mr Benn!
I love you Mr Benn!!!!
Juz: now that one got me. Good and propa.
ajnspencer
Pro I remember the superb moment when a listener went on one of our sister stations phone in's with a VERY staid old man in charge and started talking about her beef curtains...
I've still got the audio somewhere I think...
i have read this three times and ive only just got it
blimey guv i am so blonde sometimes
The profanisaurus- you know you shouldn't laugh, your an adult for gods sake, but you just can't help it.
I read an edition that came free with viz in one sitting and my face hurt by the end from the constant childish giggling.
Ah, simple things as they say.
I hadn't bought Viz for bleedin' years. Went into Starbucks in Borders for lunch and needed something to read (yes, I know...in Borders and I actually bring summat into the shop to read) 
Anyway...there's all these city types reading The Guardian and yappin' on their mobiles, students reading The History of Molecules (or something less made up) Coolies (!) 'scening-out' reading who-the-hell-knows-or-cares and me...giggling at Viz.
*proud to be a div*
That is vile. But strangely hilarious.
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I remember when Curtain hair was a populer hairstyle. Now I have a totally different image in my head!