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@ Saturday, Feb. 18, 2006 – 05:17:30 pm
February 18, 2006
Quite odd that I feel the need to tell you lot every time I take a bath, but still - that's when I get to chuckle over Roger's Profanisaurus in Viz magazine.
And the one that almost did me an injury today?
Hotel toast adj A woman considered in male circles to be past her prime; of a lady who is not as hot as she once was.
Juzzzy
The English call it a "knife", Bells.
It's part of a three-pronged "cutlery" set, normally made up of a "fork" (a usually three-pronged spearing instrument used for the transferral of food items, such as sausages, from a plate (a usually round piece of flat ceramic) to the mouth), a "knife" (such as featured in the photograph of the toast, and used for spreading food items more evenly, cutting food items (such as meat, for instance, or roast potatoes) and (admittedly somewhat inadequately) for guiding garden peas onto a fork), and a "spoon" (a scoop-shaped, handled instrument used to transfer more liquid based items normally from a bowl (usually a deeply hollowed piece of ceramic) such as soup, rhubarb and custard or raspberry ripple ice cream).
Perhaps Mr G, an Englishman, can introduce you to some of our more quaint traditions now that he's taken up residence in your cave?
He said it looks like a dagger too, so NUTS TO YOU.
Juzzzy
For nuts, we use a nutcracker, a normally silver, dual-handled-
*biff*
snail
ooooh Mr J at your pithy best here I see
didn't you know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?
avrilo
So what about French toast, or Melba toast? If I remember, it is cold hard toast that has been packaged for people to buy and eat! People that can't be arsed to let their own toast go cold and hard I guess. Or is that Dutch toast?
For vegetarians there is always nut roast toast.
Juzzzy
Melba toast is an old woman 
eggbod
No avrilo Dutch toast wears a hat! Tell 'er Juzzz and it looks like Mum
eggbod
On seconds thoughts Dutch toast wears a cap.
EvilEdna
I'm too tired to keep up with this insane word-play!
Mm, toast.
snail
oh god that's gonna haunt me now.
*squeezes eyes shut and clenches fists in manner of Dorothy whilst clicking pink sparkly shoes together*
'I WON'T be hotel toast, I WON'T be hotel toast'
Juzzzy
*said in manner of ghostly apparition a la Scooby Do baddies*
"Tooooast! ToooooOOOOOOOast!
You truely are a dumb fuck Juzzzy... truely fucking dumb. Die soon please!
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HA HA HA, but why the spreading of butter on toast with that strange dagger looking thing........?!?