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Fruit Corner

by Juzzzy @ Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 – 11:41:48 am

January 27, 2006

Why, when I buy fruit from Tesco or any other big supermarket, do I have to take it home and wait for it to ripen?

If I want to ripen my own fruit, I'll move to the fucking Andaman islands and open up a stall.

This goes doubly for Tesco Metro. I want fruit I can eat now, you twats! Not next week. How am I supposed to get my five a day when all you care about is slimming down further your waste margins?

Why not go the whole hog and turn the sandwich section into a field for crops and cattle? Sooner or later they're bound to turn into beef and salad sandwiches, right?

www.holymoly.co.uk/cc - go there now.
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- Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 11:47:05 am
LOL LOL

I'm actually surprised I'm not on there yet.
- - Juzzzy
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  - Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 11:53:34 am
  Thought you'd like that, somehow
  - - (Visitor)
    - Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 11:55:59 am
    Well it's me all over isn't it. But as I said... how come I'm not there... most people complain about me for one reason or another... and they think I care!
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- snail
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- Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 12:03:51 pm
ha ha! now you're talking my language! it's because supermarkets source their fruit from half way across the world, relying on chemicals etc to ripen it. Go to your local market and get local fruit for local people. you know it makes sense. it'll be cheaper and tastier every time
- - Juzzzy
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  - Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 12:26:25 pm
  Whoop! Whoop! (that was intended to sound like a claxon).
  
  Vegan alert!
  - - snail
    - http://www.butterflychild.moonfruit.com
    - Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 12:39:59 pm
    *pouts sullenly*
    
    well you started it.
    
    and did I mention they don't care if the fruit is tasty or ripe, only that it LOOKS GOOD and fits nicely on their shelves??
    
    ok I'm going now
    
    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~@"
    - - Juzzzy
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      - Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 12:42:18 pm
      Yes, but NO-ONE CARES, Sluggers.
      
      Well, you do. But no-one else does.
      
      Personally, unless I can taste the sweat of an exploited farmer on my fruit, I don't want it.
      - snail
        
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        Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 12:45:39 pm
        
        'pah!'
        
        adopts dodgy Mexican accent
        
        'capitaleest peeeg!'
        
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        Juzzzy
        
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        Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 12:50:26 pm
        
        Hey, good accent.
        
        Can you do Puerto Rico?
        
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- snail
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- Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 02:02:47 pm
dunno... depends who he is

hahahahahah
- - Juzzzy
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  - Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 02:04:55 pm
  Hussy.
  
  You remind me of my wife.
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- lyndlj
- Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 03:39:43 pm
You can do your five a day now without actually eating it,you drink it in a drink called Vee or some such name,my daughter does it as she says the same thing as you,only I cant write what she said because of the expletives used
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- Juzzzy
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- Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 03:49:43 pm
Can someone please tell me exactly where it says on my blog that it is the Official Mouthpiece For Bleedin' Heart Communist Health Freaks?
- - (Visitor)
  - Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 @ 10:06:04 pm
  Juzt here...
  
  ~~Can someone please tell me exactly where it says on~~ my blog ~~that it~~ is the Official Mouthpiece For Bleedin' Heart Communist Health Freaks?
  - - snail
    - http://www.butterflychild.moonfruit.com
    - Saturday, Jan. 28, 2006 @ 03:09:48 pm
    tee hee hee!!! hilarious!!!!
    - - Juzzzy
      - http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
      - Sunday, Jan. 29, 2006 @ 07:48:17 pm
      I'll do the jokes, if you don't mind
      
      *vexed expression not entirely dissimilar to spoilt bastard in viz*
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