Once upon a time in a sanity far, far away, I worked as both reporter and later news editor on the UK's infamous Daily and Sunday Sport newspapers.

My favourite story from that time was an exclusive interview with a guy from Hull who'd been convicted of having sex with a goat - caught out because passengers on board the 6.17pm Bridlington to Hull train watched in disgust as he rogered the poor animal. Sadly - I think - I don't have a copy of that particular article par excellence to hand.

However, I do have this - which is something else I'm rather proud of...Richard Madeley RIP